User:Jonathan: Difference between revisions
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* [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=1684 Headlights] | * [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=1684 Headlights] | ||
* [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=2249 HUD map] ([http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?p=29634#29634 first appearance]) | * [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=2249 HUD map] ([http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?p=29634#29634 first appearance]) | ||
* Some minor FOV calculation stuff. | |||
== Significant wiki contributions == | == Significant wiki contributions == | ||
* [[Elaborate color explanation]] | * [[Elaborate color explanation]] | ||
== How to clean a toilet according to a spammer == | |||
# Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. | |||
# Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. | |||
# In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. | |||
# The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. | |||
# Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". | |||
# Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. | |||
# Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. | |||
# The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. | |||
# Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. | |||
Revision as of 19:33, 14 February 2007
Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands (or Nederland), and am currently connected to the internet via a connection which is always broken one way or another.
300 packets transmitted, 32 packets received, 89% packet loss
I've heard now that all the cable supplier's cabling was bad, and that they're replacing cables now. Hopefully they'll get here soon.
And then a VRAM chip fails. One that's tied to an expensive laptop motherboard to be exact. :-(
Things I've coded for Armagetron
- Headlights
- HUD map (first appearance)
- Some minor FOV calculation stuff.
Significant wiki contributions
How to clean a toilet according to a spammer
- Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
- Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
- The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
- Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
- Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
- The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
- Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
