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== Fortress Challenge Board ==
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,  
 
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"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
* Team 1 is... [http://www.oops-clan.org °°ps] (AshitakA, Redice, Manta, Hay-Lin, Ñë®D, Plato)
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"Do you think it will work?" she asks.  
* Team 2 is [http://www.sp-clan.com ~*SP*~] (k3nNy, PsYkO, Speed!, Sasha, freaky!, Obli, viper, whatup, demon, omega, cyclo, ...)
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"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.  
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After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".  
* Team 3 is... '''[http://www.xclan.net.tf -¦x¦-]''' (FoFo,Hoax,$ubzero,W4z3r,inf,Sticky)
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"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
* Team 4 is...  
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"You gave birth to a child!".
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"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
* Team 5 is...  
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"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."  
* Team 6 is...  
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About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
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"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
* Team 7 is... [[Tronic Monkeys]]^tm (visit wiki page to get on the team... only 2020 so far )
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"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
* Team 8 is... [http://tui.owns.it TuI] (Crack, Shrooms, Lacrymosa, X, ketamine, GHß, SmAcK, f, purple kush, os, djt, ... ) <-- probably it
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"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."  
 
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== Speeders and Crazy Tronners Challenge Board ==
 
== Speeders and Crazy Tronners Challenge Board ==

Revision as of 02:22, 7 May 2007


Ladle Info | About | Challenge Board | Tools | Operations | Results | Statistics | Voting | Bowl


The Challenge Board is designed to make the pairing of teams easy for Sunday 4th February with finals at 9pm UTC. You might wish to create a wiki page of for your team or place expected teammates in brackets on the Challenge Board. There may be a choice of servers to allow predominantly American teams an opportunity to play in a low-ping grid.

UTC/GMT PST EST
Quarter Finals 7:30pm 11:30am 2:30pm
Semi Finals 8:15pm 12:15am 3:15pm
Finals 9pm 1pm 4pm


All Challenge Boards will be locked at 0:00 am UTC on the day of the event Sunday 4th February.


A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."


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Speeders and Crazy Tronners Challenge Board

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