User:Jonathan

I'm surprised I managed to put this here at all:

$ ping -s 1472 -c 300 x
PING y (z): 1472 data bytes
1480 bytes from z: icmp_seq=203 ttl=54 time=54.606 ms
1480 bytes from z: icmp_seq=295 ttl=54 time=53.924 ms

--- y ping statistics ---
300 packets transmitted, 2 packets received, 99% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 53.924/54.265/54.606/0.341 ms

Things I've coded for Armagetron

• Headlights
• HUD map (first appearance)
• Some minor FOV calculation stuff.

Significant wiki contributions

• Elaborate color explanation
• Reverting edits containing links for the sole purpose of ranking higher in a search engine, and probably indirectly blocking the spammers who don't realize it won't work with rel="nofollow" anyway. I also confirm their ethics by wikifying the non-link part of one spam edit and keeping it on my page.

How to clean a toilet according to a spammer

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.