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Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands (which we call ''Nederland''). Actually I've hardly ever been elsewhere: a few weeks in Germany (vacation too long ago to remember the exact location (I was … 6? (edit: really 7))) and a few minutes in Belgium (managed to find related stuff in a few minutes in Google Earth).
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Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands.
  
 
[http://forums.armagetronad.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=368 Forum profile]
 
[http://forums.armagetronad.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=368 Forum profile]
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== Recent connection trouble ==
 
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I'm surprised I managed to put this here at all:
 
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$ ping -s 1472 -c 300 ''x''
 
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PING ''y'' (''z''): 1472 data bytes
 
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1480 bytes from ''z'': icmp_seq=203 ttl=54 time=54.606 ms
 
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1480 bytes from ''z'': icmp_seq=295 ttl=54 time=53.924 ms
 
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--- ''y'' ping statistics ---
 
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300 packets transmitted, 2 packets received, 99% packet loss
 
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round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 53.924/54.265/54.606/0.341 ms
 
  
 
== Things I've coded for Armagetron ==
 
== Things I've coded for Armagetron ==
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== Significant wiki contributions ==
 
== Significant wiki contributions ==
 
* [[Elaborate color explanation]]
 
* [[Elaborate color explanation]]
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* Reverting edits containing links for the sole purpose of ranking higher in a search engine, and probably indirectly blocking the spammers who don't realize it won't work with rel="nofollow" anyway. I also confirm their ethics by wikifying the non-link part of one spam edit and keeping it on my page.
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* Fighting an endless stream of spammers. Like some video games where an endless stream of enemies is generated, until you hit some magic switch that makes absolutely no sense, except there is no switch.
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== How to clean a toilet according to a spammer ==
 
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# Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
 
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# Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
 
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# In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
 
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# The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
 
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# Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
 
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# Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
 
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# Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
 
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# The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 
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# Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 

Revision as of 20:41, 28 April 2007

Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands.

Forum profile

Things I've coded for Armagetron

Significant wiki contributions

  • Elaborate color explanation
  • Fighting an endless stream of spammers. Like some video games where an endless stream of enemies is generated, until you hit some magic switch that makes absolutely no sense, except there is no switch.
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