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Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands (or ''Nederland''), and am currently connected to the internet via a connection which is always broken one way or another.
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Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands.
<blockquote>300 packets transmitted, 32 packets received, 89% packet loss</blockquote>
 
 
 
I've heard now that ''all'' the cable supplier's cabling was bad, and that they're replacing cables now. Hopefully they'll get here soon.
 
 
 
And then a VRAM chip [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=10511 fails]. One that's tied to an expensive laptop motherboard to be exact. :-(
 
  
 
[http://forums.armagetronad.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=368 Forum profile]
 
[http://forums.armagetronad.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=368 Forum profile]
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* [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=1684 Headlights]
 
* [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=1684 Headlights]
 
* [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=2249 HUD map] ([http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?p=29634#29634 first appearance])
 
* [http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?t=2249 HUD map] ([http://forums.armagetronad.net/viewtopic.php?p=29634#29634 first appearance])
* Some minor FOV calculation stuff.
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* Misc. including fixes and minor changes.
  
 
== Significant wiki contributions ==
 
== Significant wiki contributions ==
 
* [[Elaborate color explanation]]
 
* [[Elaborate color explanation]]
* Reverting edits containing links for the sole purpose of ranking higher in a search engine, and probably indirectly blocking the spammers who don't realize it won't work with rel="nofollow" anyway. I also confirm their ethics by wikifying the non-link part of one spam edit and keeping it on my page.
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* Fighting an endless stream of spammers. Like some video games where an endless stream of enemies is generated, until you hit some magic switch that makes absolutely no sense, except there is no switch.
 
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** In the past 24 hours (before 2007-06-22T22:22Z[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601]) I reverted two spam edits within a minute. No, I don't check the wiki insanely regularly; just had some luck in how times coincided.
== How to clean a toilet according to a spammer ==
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*** Make that three! A spammer spammed it ''one second'' after a revert, and 27 seconds afterwards it was back to normal again.
# Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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# Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
 
# In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
 
# The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
 
# Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
 
# Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
 
# Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
 
# The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 
# Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 

Latest revision as of 02:45, 4 July 2007

Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands.

Forum profile

Things I've coded for Armagetron

Significant wiki contributions

  • Elaborate color explanation
  • Fighting an endless stream of spammers. Like some video games where an endless stream of enemies is generated, until you hit some magic switch that makes absolutely no sense, except there is no switch.
    • In the past 24 hours (before 2007-06-22T22:22Z[1]) I reverted two spam edits within a minute. No, I don't check the wiki insanely regularly; just had some luck in how times coincided.
      • Make that three! A spammer spammed it one second after a revert, and 27 seconds afterwards it was back to normal again.