User:Jonathan

From Armagetron

Jonathan is the name my parents gave me. I live in the Netherlands (or Nederland), and am currently connected to the internet via a connection which is always broken one way or another.

300 packets transmitted, 32 packets received, 89% packet loss

I've heard now that all the cable supplier's cabling was bad, and that they're replacing cables now. Hopefully they'll get here soon.

And then a VRAM chip fails. One that's tied to an expensive laptop motherboard to be exact. :-(

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Things I've coded for Armagetron

Significant wiki contributions

How to clean a toilet according to a spammer

  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.