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| − | + | A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top | |
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== Speeders Challenge Board == | == Speeders Challenge Board == | ||
Revision as of 00:48, 23 December 2006
Ladle Info | About | Challenge Board | Tools | Operations | Results | Statistics | Voting | Bowl
The Challenge Board is designed to make the pairing of teams easy for Sunday 3rd December. Place the name of your team on the appropriate Challenge Board for the server settings and game-style you wish to play in. You might wish to create a wiki page of for your team or place expected teammates in brackets on the Challenge Board. There may be a choice of servers to allow predominantly American teams an opportunity to play in a low-ping grid.
| UTC/GMT | PST | EST | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Quarter Finals | 7:30pm | 11:30am | 2:30pm |
| Semi Finals | 8:15pm | 12:15am | 3:15pm |
| Finals | 9pm | 1pm | 4pm |
All Challenge Boards will be locked at 0:00 am GMT on the day of the event Sunday 3rd December.
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Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?” Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.” Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?” Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They are packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BullSHIT might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Speeders Challenge Board
- Team 1 is...
- Team 2 is...
- Team 3 is...
- Team 4 is...
- Semi Finals 8.15pm GMT
- Team 1 challenges Team 2 on Speeders
- Team 3 challenges Team 4 on ?? server
- Finals 9pm GMT
- Team 1/2 challenges Team 3/4 on Speeders
Ladle Info | About | Challenge Board | Tools | Operations | Results | Statistics | Voting | Bowl
