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This is a list of current servers, in alphabetical order. To see a list of old servers that no longer exist but were interesting enough to write about, visit the page about [[Old Servers]].
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===STM ELITE CLAN SERVER== On of the greatest armagetron servers on the net. Best pings, friendly people and they have a clan with over 300 people. I can't say enough about how great they are compared to the lame ass servers below. Check out the STM web site www.myspace.com/stm
  
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== ~|DarkSyndicate|~ ==
 
  
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The right place to test your skills. Extremely fast server(s) with high rubber settings. The 100mbit connection did the rest to make the server that popular. Specifications:
 
  
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*server running armagetron 0.2.8.1 rc_2
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Homosexual servers: (least to greatest)
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*standard arena
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*walls last until you die
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== ~|DS|~ ==
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*explosions on a wall make gaps to get through
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*no winzone activated
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Dick Suckers? These people tried to nab the (Gandhi)clan for being peaceful and nice. What a bunch of imperialists. I think they need to go back to iraq.
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*server admins are ~|DS|~bg5, ~|DS|~afx, ~|DS|~CruZ, and ~|DS|~|Patch|~
 
  
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Have a try with the best&hellip; on ~|DS|~<br />
 
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~|visit us: [http://www.ds-clan.org www.ds-clan.org]|~
 
  
 
== [[MicroBusCity]] ==
 
== [[MicroBusCity]] ==
  
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This server has long walls and high speeds.  Brake users need not apply.  This server is a standard gladiatorial-style arena where you are expected to kill or be killed.
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So what is a micro bus city you might ask? A place for midgets to ride the bus? I think these guys are so into things that are micro that below the belt they sure are not macro.
  
 
== Norms Place ==
 
== Norms Place ==
  
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A classic style server with friendly people. This server combines the best aspects of classic and fast play minus any bugs or much hated lag. To be among the best here you need skill and a range of strategies; however all are welcome whatever your ability.
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I will kick norms ass if I ever see him on the street, in Belmont Shores if you know what I mean. Norm is wanted for trying to get the most underage girls pregnant ages 1-4. He disgusts me.  
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For server stats, FAQ and links visit [http://norm.ds-media.eu norm.ds-media.eu]
 
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== Race Server ==
 
  
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This is the first server of its kind, but the setup is simple: You all start at about the same position of a long narrow alley with many obstacles in it. Whoever arrives first at the other end and hits the winzone there gets declared the winner &mdash; if anyone makes it there, that is. Many different obstacles that are tricky to escape, small killzones, sticky rim walls, a passage where the alley gets even narrower or splits, killzone- only rounds, the ability to lay mines to get rid of your followers and the turbo make this server an experience you don't want to miss!
 
  
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== [[RaceToWinzone]] ==
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== [[Swampland]] ==
  
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You drive on the server a genuine running &mdash; head at head &mdash; with a speed from 0 to > 700.  Obstacles will try you there to stop.  The level are labyrinth-well-behaved however without erring courses.  One must also never the way seeks to separate to simply only loose-race.  There are different types of level.  Times an obstacle run, times goes it through narrow tunnels, times must you try between the barks to drive.  Adrenalin impacts are guaranteed.
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== [[Swampland]] ==
 
  
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This server offers shorter walls and moderately high wall acceleration.  It is also a standard gladiatorial-style arena. This server is run by Swampy.
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== [[Swamplords on Crack]] ==
  
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== The Lobster Cage, The Lobster Tub, and The Lobster Pot==
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These servers have Medium/Small Grid, Endless Walls(Tub has limited but long walls), Moderate Speeds, with Moderate Acceleration. Rubber Is slightly above average, and is home of The group(not clan The Lobster Mafia. Two things that makes these servers Unique: The brake in these servers act like a small turbo boost, which is your best weapon when you are one on one with another player. The turbo Lasts for 2 seconds. Once depleted it cannot be used untill next round. They also are the first official Armagetron servers to have their own Public Teamspeak Server. Be sure to check them out some time!
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== The Lobster Cage and Lobster Cage Fortress ==
  
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These servers are ran by DrJoeTron(Lobster Cage), Gomes(Lobster Tub), and LinuxLizzard(Lobster Pot)
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When was the last time you ever saw someone in the lobster cage? NEVER! cause it sux ass and is ran by one of the most notrious cyber terrorists Dr.Joetron. He also has a lobster fetish and has starred in many animal porn films.
  
 
== [[~"XzL.Clan Server]] ==
 
== [[~"XzL.Clan Server]] ==
  
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This server is similar to MicroBusCity. It has high speed, non-infinite walls, and the scoring is based upon core dumps making this server more challenging. This server also has a quickly expanding deathzone that loves to eat your lightcycle.
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If you want to laugh really hard at something that sucks you can go to the XzL server. Coming from an experianced tronner, this place is for homosexuals. Anyone in the XzL will try to recruit you to join their underground sex cult for men(there are no women).  
  
 
== ~[Wing]~ Clan Server ==
 
== ~[Wing]~ Clan Server ==
  
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This server is crazy!
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WTF? If wing had a server it would be called www.wingclanisforchildmolesters.com

Revision as of 02:20, 2 August 2006

===STM ELITE CLAN SERVER== On of the greatest armagetron servers on the net. Best pings, friendly people and they have a clan with over 300 people. I can't say enough about how great they are compared to the lame ass servers below. Check out the STM web site www.myspace.com/stm


Homosexual servers: (least to greatest)

~|DS|~

Dick Suckers? These people tried to nab the (Gandhi)clan for being peaceful and nice. What a bunch of imperialists. I think they need to go back to iraq.


MicroBusCity

So what is a micro bus city you might ask? A place for midgets to ride the bus? I think these guys are so into things that are micro that below the belt they sure are not macro.

Norms Place

I will kick norms ass if I ever see him on the street, in Belmont Shores if you know what I mean. Norm is wanted for trying to get the most underage girls pregnant ages 1-4. He disgusts me.


Swampland

lame

Swamplords on Crack

Super lame

The Lobster Cage and Lobster Cage Fortress

When was the last time you ever saw someone in the lobster cage? NEVER! cause it sux ass and is ran by one of the most notrious cyber terrorists Dr.Joetron. He also has a lobster fetish and has starred in many animal porn films.

~"XzL.Clan Server

If you want to laugh really hard at something that sucks you can go to the XzL server. Coming from an experianced tronner, this place is for homosexuals. Anyone in the XzL will try to recruit you to join their underground sex cult for men(there are no women).

~[Wing]~ Clan Server

WTF? If wing had a server it would be called www.wingclanisforchildmolesters.com

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